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In that case, make sure to learn Ice Punch before you evolve into Weavile, because Ice Punch is awesome for it (and can't be learned after the evolution). Seriously, a good Weavile goes Night Slash, Ice Punch, Ice Shard, Brick Break/Low Kick.

And don't worry about taking OHKOs from x4 effectivenss Fighting attacks: your Defence and HP are so low you're taking OHKOs from most things.
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Koumei wrote:And don't worry about taking OHKOs from x4 effectivenss Fighting attacks: your Defence and HP are so low you're taking OHKOs from most things.
I was wondering about that.
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But Attack and Speed are high enough that it doesn't often become relevant - and for those faster foes, you can at least throw out a priority Ice Shard, and even if it doesn't knock them out, it does enough damage that your avenger will have an easier time.

Alternatively, the one-use focus item can be useful because it gives you that extra round.
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Yeeah...I went all-offense on a lot of my teams.

I had one dude accuse me of cheating because I used Fire Blast and suchlike rather than Flamethrower.

"Those never hit! You shouldn't be hitting that much!"

When, hell, they have 70% accuracy....
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Seeing the Aquaman image macro reminded me of this:
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double post. although it seems as though name_here was quick enough to get one in right between the double post.
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I got ghost/psychic. There aren't any of those.

At least, that's what the ghost/psychic types want us to believe.
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Probably an old one.
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ok, that one is golden ^^
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Could someone tell me which D&D gods each of these tiles signifies?
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Bottom middle is probably Yeenoghu, and 2 of them might be Moradin and Vecna, but I'm not sure.
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Top middle is Bane
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First three are Velsharoon, Bane, Clangeddin Silverbeard
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I don't think the bottom middle is Yeenoghu, the ends of the flails look too much like snowflakes for it to be incidental.

I'm pretty sure the top middle is actually Torm, Bane's is typically a clenched fist, or clawing hand or the like, so far as I know.
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The other six aren't the major Forgotten Realms gods or are using nonstandard symbols.

If they are actual symbols, you are stuck with the fact the FR has like two hundred gods. Good luck because it's not one of the regular ones, the Elven, Dwarf, Gnome, Halfling, Drow, or any of the fun ones like the Dragon or dead ones.

The bottom one makes me think of Auril, but it is not her symbol (snowflake inside a diamond).
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Ted the Flayer wrote:Top middle is Bane
I don't think it is.

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I concur it looks a lot more like Torm than Bane... I found this website and google-translated it from Portuguese...

I guess a guy who used them in his in-game puzzle actually intended that hand to be representing Bane. Portunoob.

Seems like they are taking some liberties here.

Here's my guesses:
Top to bottom, Left to Right

1. Velsharoon
2. Torm (but used as Bane apparently)
3. Clangeddin
4. Marthammor Duin (not anything like his holy symbol, but he is a Dwarf God of Lightning. Natch)
5. Beshaba (symbol is supposed to be black antlers over a triangular battle field)
6. Ulutiu/Uthgar ? (Ulutiu's symbol is a necklace with 10 blue-white crystals... and is an old deity, or I thought Uthgar since it looks barbaric/crude, but he has 11 patron animals rather than 10 which might have been signified by the teardrops)
7. Moradin
8. Yeenoghu (maybe some gnolls in a tundra region took their own spin on the design)
9. Talona/Ghaunadar ? (symbol is an inverted equilateral triangle with 3 teardrops... maybe artist thought fleurs had no meaning and would make nice teardrops? Ghaunadar has an alternative symbol with some similaries... but man those fleurs just bug me)
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My assumption is that the bottom middle is supposed to be Akadi.

It being the flail of weather or soemthing. There are actually a lot of flail using gods in the Forgotten Realms, including Osiris and Loviatar. But I figure the snow flakes are at least as important as the flail (or perhaps scourge, heavy flail, or whatever). Second runner up would be Loviatar, for whom cold is one of the three pains.

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erik wrote: 6. Ulutiu/Uthgar ? (Ulutiu's symbol is a necklace with 10 blue-white crystals... and is an old deity, or I thought Uthgar since it looks barbaric/crude, but he has 11 patron animals rather than 10 which might have been signified by the teardrops)
7. Moradin
If I was to take a wild guess, I'd say that #7 is Dumathoin. His symbol is a gem inside of a mountain, so a hammer inside a mountain is close enough. That being said, a hammer inside of a forge for Moradin is equally close.

Number 6 makes me think of Bhaal. Bhaal's symbol is a skull inside of a circle of teardrops, but he is the god of assassins and murder so a dagger that has a poisoned/teardroppy aura makes sense.

I really think that most of the symbols are for combo gods. This means that the lower middle is Auril/Yeehnoghu and the left middle is Moradin/Dumathoin.
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FrankTrollman wrote:
Ted the Flayer wrote:Top middle is Bane
I don't think it is.

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